its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
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I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
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Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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