4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
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My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
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But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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