before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
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I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
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That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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