i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
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yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
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So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
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