I just cut my nipple shaving
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
Randomize