Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
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There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
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Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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