I wish i was in the wii world.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
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at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
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You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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