Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
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they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
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I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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