This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
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puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
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I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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