Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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