people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
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dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
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It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
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