I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
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screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
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It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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