I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
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Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
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I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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