She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
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Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
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fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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