Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
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I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
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Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
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