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And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
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They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
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I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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