those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
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Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
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Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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