5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
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so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
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He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
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