And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
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I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
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I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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