We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
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Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
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I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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