Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
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Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
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i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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