They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
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Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
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Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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