just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
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Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
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Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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