he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
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he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
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She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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