Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
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What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
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Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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