Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
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Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
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lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
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