I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
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LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
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i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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