this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
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Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
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He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
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I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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