i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
this will be a night to untag.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
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I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
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I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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