He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
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My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
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Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
You are a genius and a whore.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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