dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
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The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
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Come share oat with me in your robe
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
And then he peed in my hair
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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