Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
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Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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