Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
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its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
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She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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