Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
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Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
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I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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