All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
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just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
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He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
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