Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
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She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
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Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
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