Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
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no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
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hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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