I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
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they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
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Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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