Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
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I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
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Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
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