I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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