that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
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It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
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He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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