It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
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Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
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For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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