I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
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Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
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no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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