my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
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Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
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For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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