glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
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The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
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I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
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