I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
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This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
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I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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