I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
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God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
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Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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