I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
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you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
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She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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