love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
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I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
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Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
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