love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
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You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
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I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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